Vet Tech Costume Covered in Hair Funny Graphic Tee
Vet Tech Costume Covered in Hair Funny Graphic Tee
It's not a costume. It's just Tuesday. This shirt documents the occupational hazard nobody mentions in the job posting — that you will leave every single shift as a lint roller's worst nightmare, and you will do it again tomorrow.
Printed on a soft, lightweight unisex tee with a relaxed fit that runs true to size. The deadpan text design sits on a clean background — no clip art, no cartoon animals, no visual noise. Just the quiet truth about veterinary life in plain type.
A solid gift for the vet tech who has made peace with perpetual fur coverage, or a honest self-purchase for anyone in animal care who has stopped apologizing for showing up to things looking like a golden retriever shed on them.
Size Chart — Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
Printed to order in the USA. Leaves production in 2–5 business days; most US orders arrive within 5–12 — details in Shipping & Returns.
Damaged, defective, or misprinted? Email info@lowkeythreads.com within 30 days for a free replacement or refund. Between sizes? Check the Size Guide — when in doubt, size up.