Professional Seat Warmer Funny Graphic Tee for Office Workers

Your attendance record is spotless. Your engagement record is a different matter entirely. The Professional Seat Warmer tee is for anyone who has mastered the art of being in the room without being in the room.

Printed on a soft, lightweight unisex tee in a relaxed everyday fit that runs true to size. Short-sleeve, crew neck, available in multiple colors. The kind of shirt that looks like nothing until someone reads it and immediately knows a person.

A quietly devastating gift for the coworker who treats every meeting like a spectator sport, or for anyone whose desk chair has a permanent impression. Works equally well as a personal statement and a conversation starter you can plausibly deny.