Operating At Reduced Capacity Funny Graphic Tee

Not a complaint. Not a cry for help. Just a straightforward disclosure from someone who reviewed the data, accepted the findings, and selected the appropriate communication medium.

The Operating At Reduced Capacity graphic tee features a clean, minimalist text design on a soft, lightweight unisex crew neck. Made from a comfortable cotton-blend fabric with a relaxed fit that runs true to size — because even reduced-capacity mornings deserve a shirt that requires zero effort.

A solid gift for the coworker who responds to how are you? with a slow blink, or anyone who has stopped pretending the battery is at anything above thirty percent.