Managed Burnout Not Resolved Funny Work T-Shirt

The incident is not resolved. It has been triaged, escalated, deprioritized, and quietly moved to the backlog where it will remain until the next performance review cycle, at which point it will be rediscovered, re-triaged, and assigned a new ticket number.

This funny work t-shirt features minimalist deadpan text on a soft, lightweight unisex tee. Made from 100% combed ringspun cotton (some colorways are a cotton-poly blend), DTG-printed for a clean, lasting finish. Classic fit, runs true to size — comfortable enough for the office, relatable enough for everywhere else.

A solid gift for the coworker who has thoughts about sprint planning, the friend who treats burnout as a managed condition, or anyone who has ever written status: ongoing and meant it personally.