Managed Burnout Not Resolved Funny Work T-Shirt
Managed Burnout Not Resolved Funny Work T-Shirt
The incident is not resolved. It has been triaged, escalated, deprioritized, and quietly moved to the backlog where it will remain until the next performance review cycle, at which point it will be rediscovered, re-triaged, and assigned a new ticket number.
This funny work t-shirt features minimalist deadpan text on a soft, lightweight unisex tee. Made from 100% combed ringspun cotton (some colorways are a cotton-poly blend), DTG-printed for a clean, lasting finish. Classic fit, runs true to size — comfortable enough for the office, relatable enough for everywhere else.
A solid gift for the coworker who has thoughts about sprint planning, the friend who treats burnout as a managed condition, or anyone who has ever written status: ongoing and meant it personally.
Launch pricing + order notes
Launch pricing: most tees are temporarily $19.99 while Lowkey Threads builds its first customer reviews.
- Printed to order after checkout; nothing is mass-produced or sitting in a warehouse.
- Typical production time is 2–5 business days before shipping.
- US delivery usually lands about 5–10 business days after production starts, depending on carrier timing.
- Tracking is provided when the order ships.
Problem with the order? If it arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, send a photo and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund.