I'm Not Keeping Score I Just Remember Everything Funny T-Shirt

You're not keeping score. You would never. You simply have an exceptional memory for specific incidents, exact dates, and the precise wording of things people said in 2019. Completely different concept.

This funny graphic tee features clean deadpan text on a plain background — no embellishment, no explanation needed. Printed on a soft, lightweight unisex t-shirt with a relaxed everyday fit that runs true to size. Available in multiple colors.

A quietly devastating gift for anyone whose memory operates on a permanent record basis — whether they admit it or not.