I'm Not Keeping Score I Just Remember Everything Funny T-Shirt
You're not keeping score. You would never. You simply have an exceptional memory for specific incidents, exact dates, and the precise wording of things people said in 2019. Completely different concept.
This funny graphic tee is printed on a soft, lightweight unisex t-shirt with a relaxed fit that works across body types. The deadpan text sits clean against a plain background — no loud graphics, no explanations needed. Available in multiple colors, DTG printed for lasting clarity wash after wash.
A quietly perfect gift for anyone who remembers everything and forgives nothing — or at least that's how others might describe them. They would phrase it differently.
Launch pricing + order notes
Launch pricing: most tees are temporarily $19.99 while Lowkey Threads builds its first customer reviews.
- Printed to order after checkout; nothing is mass-produced or sitting in a warehouse.
- Typical production time is 2–5 business days before shipping.
- US delivery usually lands about 5–10 business days after production starts, depending on carrier timing.
- Tracking is provided when the order ships.
Problem with the order? If it arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, send a photo and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund.