I Had a Plan Then the Dog Sat On Me Funny Dog T-Shirt
I Had a Plan Then the Dog Sat On Me Funny Dog T-Shirt
The plan was solid. The timeline was reasonable. Then the dog sat on you, your legs went numb, and the afternoon became a hostage situation you didn't entirely mind.
This funny dog t-shirt is printed on 100% combed ring-spun cotton — heather colors include polyester — with a soft, lightweight feel and a relaxed unisex fit that runs true to size. Pre-shrunk and built to hold up wash after wash.
A reliable gift for dog moms, dog dads, or anyone whose productivity is regularly derailed by an animal with no concept of deadlines.
Launch pricing + order notes
Launch pricing: most tees are temporarily $19.99 while Lowkey Threads builds its first customer reviews.
- Printed to order after checkout; nothing is mass-produced or sitting in a warehouse.
- Typical production time is 2–5 business days before shipping.
- US delivery usually lands about 5–10 business days after production starts, depending on carrier timing.
- Tracking is provided when the order ships.
Problem with the order? If it arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, send a photo and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund.