Employed Against My Will Funny Work Graphic Tee
Employed Against My Will Funny Work Graphic Tee
Nobody asked. The alarm went off anyway. Employed Against My Will is for everyone who has arrived at a private, unspoken understanding with the terms of adult participation — and would rather wear that truth than explain it at another standup meeting.
Minimalist text-only graphic on a soft, lightweight unisex tee made from combed and ring-spun cotton. Smooth hand feel, relaxed fit, and a low-profile print that reads as dry humor to anyone paying attention — which, granted, is not everyone at the office.
A reliable gift for the coworker who has stopped pretending, the friend who sent you a calendar invite titled Existing, or yourself, as an act of quiet documentation.
Launch pricing + order notes
Launch pricing: most tees are temporarily $19.99 while Lowkey Threads builds its first customer reviews.
- Printed to order after checkout; nothing is mass-produced or sitting in a warehouse.
- Typical production time is 2–5 business days before shipping.
- US delivery usually lands about 5–10 business days after production starts, depending on carrier timing.
- Tracking is provided when the order ships.
Problem with the order? If it arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, send a photo and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund.