Employed Against My Will Funny Work Graphic Tee
Nobody asked. The alarm went off anyway. Employed Against My Will is for everyone who has arrived at a private, unspoken understanding with the terms of adult participation — and would rather wear that truth than explain it at another standup meeting.
Minimalist text-only graphic on a soft, lightweight unisex tee made from combed and ring-spun cotton. Smooth hand feel, relaxed fit, and a low-profile print that reads as dry humor to anyone paying attention — which, granted, is not everyone at the office.
A reliable gift for the coworker who has stopped pretending, the friend who sent you a calendar invite titled Existing, or yourself, as an act of quiet documentation.
Launch pricing + order notes
Launch pricing: most tees are temporarily $19.99 while Lowkey Threads builds its first customer reviews.
- Printed to order after checkout; nothing is mass-produced or sitting in a warehouse.
- Typical production time is 2–5 business days before shipping.
- US delivery usually lands about 5–10 business days after production starts, depending on carrier timing.
- Tracking is provided when the order ships.
Problem with the order? If it arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, send a photo and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund.