Employed Against My Will Funny Work Graphic Tee

Nobody asked. The alarm went off anyway. Employed Against My Will is for everyone who has arrived at a private, unspoken understanding with the terms of adult participation — and would rather wear that truth than explain it at another standup meeting.

Minimalist text-only graphic on a soft, lightweight unisex tee made from combed and ring-spun cotton. Smooth hand feel, relaxed fit, and a low-profile print that reads as dry humor to anyone paying attention — which, granted, is not everyone at the office.

A reliable gift for the coworker who has stopped pretending, the friend who sent you a calendar invite titled Existing, or yourself, as an act of quiet documentation.