Current Status: Waiting For The Dog Funny Graphic Tee

The calendar says 3pm. The dog has not reviewed the calendar. Current Status: Waiting For The Dog is for anyone whose daily itinerary is less a plan and more an ongoing diplomatic exercise with a creature who has never once respected a deadline, a doorway, or personal space.

Printed on a soft, lightweight unisex graphic tee in a relaxed fit that runs true to size. The clean centered text design keeps things understated — which is more than can be said for the dog. Available in multiple colorways, machine washable, and built to hold up longer than your patience at the front door.

A solid gift for the dog mom or dog dad who has fully accepted that their schedule is advisory at best. Pairs well with a leash, low expectations, and the particular resignation of someone who was almost ready to leave twenty minutes ago.