Certified Functioning Adult (Results May Vary) Funny T-Shirt

Technically, no governing body issues this certification. The bar is whatever you cleared today — ate something, showed up, kept it together long enough that nobody noticed otherwise. Results may vary. They always do.

This funny graphic tee is printed on a soft, lightweight unisex crew neck that runs true to size. The understated text design keeps it wearable without announcing itself — dry humor for people who prefer the quiet kind. Available in multiple colors, machine washable, built to outlast the chaos it documents.

A solid gift for anyone navigating adulthood with more improvisation than plan — coworkers, friends in their late twenties, anyone who has ever Googled how to do a basic adult thing at an age when they probably should have already known.