Allegedly an Adult Funny Graphic Tee — Do Not Audit

The evidence is circumstantial. You have a job, possibly a houseplant, and a working theory about how taxes are calculated — and yet the matter remains unresolved. This shirt formally requests the inquiry be considered closed pending further review.

A funny graphic tee for the adult-adjacent among us. DTG printed on a soft, lightweight unisex t-shirt in a clean plain-type design — no loud graphics, no comic sans, just a dry humor tee that does the talking without raising its voice. Relaxed unisex fit runs true to size.

A solid funny gift for new grads, reluctant grown-ups, or anyone whose adulting credentials are, at best, provisional.