Please Acknowledge the Dog Before Speaking Funny T-Shirt

There is a protocol. It has been established. The dog gets acknowledged before any conversation begins — this is not a request, it is a social contract, and this shirt makes it official.

Printed on a soft, lightweight unisex tee with a relaxed true-to-size fit. Features a clean, minimalist text design in a style that reads as a straightforward notice rather than a novelty item. Available in multiple colors, machine washable, and built to hold up through repeated washes without cracking or fading.

An ideal gift for dog owners, dog-adjacent people, or anyone who has silently judged a guest for walking past the dog without saying hello. They know who they are.