Competent Adult Evidence Pending Funny Graphic Tee

You pay bills on time. You have a primary care physician. You've used the word proactive in a sentence without irony. And yet — one unexpected form, one surprise phone call from an unknown number, and the whole performance wobbles. This shirt acknowledges that.

Printed on a soft, lightweight unisex tee in a classic straight fit that runs true to size. Competent Adult | Evidence Pending is set in clean, minimal type — no graphics, no chaos, just the quiet admission. Machine washable. Available in multiple colors.

A solid gift for the functioning adult in your life who has everyone fooled, including, on good days, themselves.